If you still haven’t cancelled your plans of watching Twilight with your cousin & attending Moshe Glubenbaum’s bar mitvah in order to attend the first ever Fire Poo Santa Barbara, then you’re officially on my fire-shit list! The response from the 805 has been nothing short of stellar (aside from Matty Matt’s drunken 3am sext-messages) and I look forward to hanging with you guys next week. We even pressed up some Fire Poo beach balls for all to stuff up your shirts and do your best Rosie O’Donnell impersonations with. Please spread the word to all of your DJ pals and make sure to cancel that coffee enema you had scheduled. Here’s the details one mo’ ‘gain (updated with the time of event):
From the desk of Cheapshot Esq.